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October 15 2012

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Male chicks are of no use to the egg industry, so they are either suffocated in garbage bags with waste,or shoveled together by the hundreds and conveyed into a grinder to be torn apart while still alive.

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The interstellar gas cloud Sagittarius B contains a billion, billion, billion litres of vinyl alcohol which is about 26,000 light years away from Earth. Aside from the distance preventing you from opening an interstellar pub, it’s not really drinkable. However, it is a very important organic compound that is critical to the existence of life.

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Reposted bystraycatLachesisjaerkapersonPorcelain
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The word “slut” was originally used to describe a woman who didn’t keep her room clean.

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Reposted bystraycatthecheshirecatanjoschkaapersonPorcelainaddnowtoherefornowhere
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John F Kennedy ordered over 1,000 Cuban cigars for personal use just hours before he made them illegal.

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03:00
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Staying awake for 17 hours has the same effect on your body as drinking 2 glasses of wine.

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02:15
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Sony researchers have developed a refrigerator that only opens when you smile.

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Reposted bystraycatthecheshirecatsrslyanjoschkabodymindspiritdrseilzugapersonPorcelainaddnowtoherefornowhereandi9105
00:42
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A giant ‘softball-sized’ eyeball washed up on a beach in Florida, and no one knows what it belongs to.

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October 14 2012

23:42
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A megalomaniac is a person who is extremely full of themselves and overestimate their abilities.

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Reposted bystraycatthecheshirecatapersonPorcelainmdular
22:35
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A company in China allows you to hire someone to stand in line for you for $3-$5 an hour.

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Reposted byrenanalolufoepheestraycatdrseilzugapersonPorcelain
21:05
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In China, you can rent a girlfriend for holidays.

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Reposted byliberummortisthecheshirecatsrslystraycatanjoschkaapersonPorcelain
20:15

This is what happens to your body within an hour of drinking a coke.

In The First 10 minutes: 10 teaspoons of sugar hit your system. (100% of your recommended daily intake.) You don’t immediately vomit from the overwhelming sweetness because phosphoric acid cuts the flavor allowing you to keep it down.

20 minutes: Your blood sugar spikes, causing an insulin burst. Your liver responds to this by turning any sugar it can get its hands on into fat. (There’s plenty of that at this particular moment)

40 minutes: Caffeine absorption is complete. Your pupils dilate, your blood pressure rises, as a response your livers dumps more sugar into your bloodstream. The adenosine receptors in your brain are now blocked preventing drowsiness.

45 minutes: Your body ups your dopamine production stimulating the pleasure centers of your brain. This is physically the same way heroin works, by the way.

>60 minutes: The phosphoric acid binds calcium, magnesium and zinc in your lower intestine, providing a further boost in metabolism. This is compounded by high doses of sugar and artificial sweeteners also increasing the urinary excretion of calcium.

>60 Minutes: The caffeine’s diuretic properties come into play. (It makes you have to pee.) It is now assured that you’ll evacuate the bonded calcium, magnesium and zinc that was headed to your bones as well as sodium, electrolyte and water.

>60 minutes: As the rave inside of you dies down you’ll start to have a sugar crash. You may become irritable and/or sluggish. You’ve also now, literally, pissed away all the water that was in the Coke. But not before infusing it with valuable nutrients your body could have used for things like even having the ability to hydrate your system or build strong bones and teeth.

ADVANTAGES OF PEPSI AND COCA-COLA

  • To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: <!-- more -->

Rub the bumper with a crumpled-up piece of aluminum foils dipped in Coca-Cola. 

Much economical than the stuff from Smart Shop. 

  • To clean a toilet: 

Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl. 

Let the “real thing” sit for one hour, then flush clean. 

The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china. 

No scrubbing, no sweat - guaranteed. 

  • To clean corrosion from car battery terminals; 

Pour a can of Coca-Cola/Pepsi over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion. 

  • To loosen a rusted bolt; 

Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola/Pepsi to the rusted bolt for several minutes. 

  • To remove grease from clothes; 

Empty a can of Coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. 

  • The Coca-Cola/Pepsi will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your windshield. 

Reposted byrenanaLachesisstraycatwebjunkhaberdrseilzugmakrosmkaynoaJimjohn
19:23
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Of the 17,000 words Shakespeare used, he is said to have invented about 1,700 of them.

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There is a “Hug Me” Coca-Cola machine in Singapore which gives you a can of coke each time you hug it.

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People with higher intelligence tend to have a harder time falling asleep at night because of increased brain activity.

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16:11
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There is a “Museum of Broken Relationships” that displays objects that were meaningful to heartbroken exes.

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Reposted bythecheshirecatLachesisstraycatanjoschkaapersonPorcelainmkaynoakolibrierendPolindaspieluhrenherz
09:17
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Russia and Japan still havent signed a peace treaty to end world war II.

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08:32
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If you Google “zerg rush”, Google will eat the search page.

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You forget why you have entered a room because passing through a doorway serves as an ‘event boundary’, which causes the brain to forget what you were thinking about.

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05:01
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The first name suggested for AIDS was GRID — “Gay-Related Immune Deficiency.”

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03:48
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In Zimbabwe, Inflation is so bad that the government began issuing $100,000,000,000,000 notes.

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