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This is what happens to your body within an hour of drinking a coke.

In The First 10 minutes: 10 teaspoons of sugar hit your system. (100% of your recommended daily intake.) You don’t immediately vomit from the overwhelming sweetness because phosphoric acid cuts the flavor allowing you to keep it down.

20 minutes: Your blood sugar spikes, causing an insulin burst. Your liver responds to this by turning any sugar it can get its hands on into fat. (There’s plenty of that at this particular moment)

40 minutes: Caffeine absorption is complete. Your pupils dilate, your blood pressure rises, as a response your livers dumps more sugar into your bloodstream. The adenosine receptors in your brain are now blocked preventing drowsiness.

45 minutes: Your body ups your dopamine production stimulating the pleasure centers of your brain. This is physically the same way heroin works, by the way.

>60 minutes: The phosphoric acid binds calcium, magnesium and zinc in your lower intestine, providing a further boost in metabolism. This is compounded by high doses of sugar and artificial sweeteners also increasing the urinary excretion of calcium.

>60 Minutes: The caffeine’s diuretic properties come into play. (It makes you have to pee.) It is now assured that you’ll evacuate the bonded calcium, magnesium and zinc that was headed to your bones as well as sodium, electrolyte and water.

>60 minutes: As the rave inside of you dies down you’ll start to have a sugar crash. You may become irritable and/or sluggish. You’ve also now, literally, pissed away all the water that was in the Coke. But not before infusing it with valuable nutrients your body could have used for things like even having the ability to hydrate your system or build strong bones and teeth.

ADVANTAGES OF PEPSI AND COCA-COLA

  • To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: <!-- more -->

Rub the bumper with a crumpled-up piece of aluminum foils dipped in Coca-Cola. 

Much economical than the stuff from Smart Shop. 

  • To clean a toilet: 

Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl. 

Let the “real thing” sit for one hour, then flush clean. 

The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china. 

No scrubbing, no sweat - guaranteed. 

  • To clean corrosion from car battery terminals; 

Pour a can of Coca-Cola/Pepsi over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion. 

  • To loosen a rusted bolt; 

Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola/Pepsi to the rusted bolt for several minutes. 

  • To remove grease from clothes; 

Empty a can of Coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run through a regular cycle. 

  • The Coca-Cola/Pepsi will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your windshield. 

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